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Did you go out last night? Did you wish you would have gone out last night? If so, have I got a list for you. WARNING: If you’re driving the struggle bus on this chilly Friday morning, pull up the nearest trash can. Or just don’t read at all.
National Bloody Mary Day (because everyone needs an excuse to…ring in the new year! Again!)
January 1st, 2013
National Buffet Day (because everyone needs an excuse to…contribute to obesity. I’m kidding, don’t do this to yourself. A buffett after all those Bloody’s might be good for you, though… )
January 2nd, 2013
National Drink Wine Day (because everyone needs an excuse to…make a cork project off Pinterest.)
February 18, 2013
National Frog Jumping Day (because everyone needs an excuse to… act like a kid. And look like an idiot.)
May 13th, 2013
National Whiskey Day (Actually it's World Whiskey Day...does this even need an excuse?)
May 18th, 2013
National Tequila Day (because everyone needs an excuse to… text their crush. Or ex.)
July 24, 2013
National Rum Day (because everyone needs an excuse to… re-live college spring break.)
August 16, 2013
National Drink Beer Day (because everyone needs an excuse to… buy overpriced craft beer. Just this once. Because, you know, it’s a special occasion.)
September 28th, 2013
National Vodka Day (because everyone needs an excuse to...spike their cranberry juice, orange juice, Red Bull, sprite, water...)
Oct 4th, 2013
Global Champagne Day (Because everyone needs an excuse to… party like it’s 1999.)
Last weekend in October (I found various dates, just drink whenever.)
To induce more Friday procrastination, a link to all obscure holidays is below. Cheers!
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